Amazon Women on the Moon: Blu-ray Vs. Network TV Version

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In 1990, Universal Pictures Debut Network aired an extended version of this movie. This airing adds back in several deleted and extended scenes. Some of the deleted scenes appear on the DVD and Blu-ray, but others do not. It also alters a couple of scenes due to nudity. The video quality is also much lower compared to the Blu-ray release.

Difference Report:

5:42

The network TV version contains an alternate and shorter scene of the pethouse scene, with the model wearing a bikini rather than being nude.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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7:49

The network TV version contains an alternate shot of the model, with the model being clothed rather than nude.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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10:02

The network TV version contains an alternate and longer scene of Murray teleporting to the pethouse channel and telling Selma to leave him here.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

(Since the footage is sexually explicit, I will not be posting screenshots)

16:56

The network TV version contains an extended scene. Sy says that his hair looming process is strong enough for the carpet to stay on while swimming. He then shows a demonstration of a swimmer diving off a cliff, which two police officers pull him out the water and show that the carpet stays on.

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29:09

The network TV version contains an alternate and shorter shot of Henry presenting his show. The network TV version has the show being called “Bologna or Not?” rather than “Bullshit or Not?“.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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30:03

The network TV version contains an alternate and longer scene of Henry asking if it is possible that Nessie is Jack the Ripper.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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31:39

The network TV version contains a deleted scene. Harvey returns home, greets Bernice and his kids and then sits down to watch some TV.

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36:41

The network TV version contains a deleted scene. While paramedic prepare to take away Harvey’s body, Rick stops them. He hands the paramedics five dollars and tells them to wait outside. Bernice asks who he is. He then hands her his card and tells her that he came over when he heard about Harvey’s death. Bernice asks if he is the undertaker. Rick tells her he is not and that he is working with the O’Leary Funeral Home for a roast. She says that Harvey never mentioned anything about cremation. Rick laughs and grabs himself a drink for him and Bernice. Rick then clarifies that he is talking about a celebrity roast. He says that the company will provide everything for the roast. He then asks Bernice what kind of traits Harvey had and begins digs through wallet and takes off the sheets. Next, Rick asks if Harvey drank alcohol, was cheating, had a bad sex life or had any diseases. Bernice begins to cry, which Harvey manages to calm her down and convince her that the roast is a good idea.

Network TV Version:

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44:08

The network TV version shortens a scene of Rip finishing his roast on Harvey.

Blu-ray:

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45:11

The network TV version removes a shot of Slappy making a joke of Harvey having erectile dysfunction.

Blu-ray:

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47:36

The network TV version contains two deleted scenes. First, a commercial comes on for the Public Repository Theatre. The presenter shows two plays, which are William Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra and Anton Chekov’s Uncle Vanya. Then, Danny is seen getting ready for his Las Vegas show when the manager walks in and tells him it’s almost time. Danny heads to his suitcase to grab Dave, his dummy. He finds out it’s not Dave and realizes he must have grabbed the wrong suitcase at the airport. The manager tells him it will be fine and then Danny is called up. He heads up on stage and tries to work with the other dummy. The puppet starts speaking French. Dave awkwardly tries to continue conversations with the dummy, but it keeps speaking French. The manager tells Danny to start making jokes, which he does. He then apologizes to the crowd that he cannot continue the show because the dummy got mixed up in Paris. A woman in the audience tells Danny that she has an interpreter dummy with her. He asks her to come up and they begin to talk. The interpreter reveals his name is Pierre. Danny then asks him how his hotel room, but Pierre ruins the joke. The interpreter tells Danny that Pierre does not do vaudeville jokes but does other types of character comedy. Then, in Paris, Dave is seen in a theatre making jokes to an audience.

Network TV Version:

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1:03:07

The network TV version contains an alternate and longer shot of Griffin telling Trent to listen to the sound of his voice.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

(Since the footage is sexually explicit, I will not be posting screenshots)

1:03:35

The network TV version contains an alternate and longer shot of Trent telling a patron to call for help.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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1:04:02

The network TV version contains an alternate shot of Griffin taking a patron’s darts and sticking them on the board.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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1:04:14

The network TV version contains some alternate shots of the police walking in and escorting Griffin out of the bar.

Network TV Version:

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Blu-ray:

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1:08:58

The network TV version contains an alternate shot and a deleted scene. First, there’s an alternate shot of the recreation of the Titanic sinking, with the text reading “Bologna Re-Creation” instead of “Bullshit Re-Creation”. Then, a commercial comes on for the Lifescenes Magazine. It shows a runway of models wearing bikinis made out of food and a sperm bank in California for celebrities. The Blu-ray has a shot of Henry asking if it is bullshit that the Titanic sank through an iceberg.

Network TV Version:

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1:11:06

The network TV version shortens a shot of Bert kissing the First Lady’s breast.

Blu-ray:

1:15:21

The network TV version contains some alternate and additional shots scene of George getting congratulated by Rupert for being the billionth customer and becoming the mascot for Titan Condoms.

Network TV Version:

Blu-ray:

1:21:43

The network TV version contains an extended scene. Sharri asks Ray to sit beside her. He scoots up closer to the screen. They toast and she asks if he likes her dress. He says that he does and she responds by saying that she was thinking all day about what to wear. The Blu-ray has an alternate shot of Ray watching the TV.

Network TV Version:

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1:23:18

The network TV version contains an alternate and shorter scene of Ray watching Sharri have sex on TV.

Network TV Version:

Blu-ray:

(Since some of the footage is sexually explicit, I will only be posting some screenshots)

1:23:27

The network TV version shortens a shot of Ray backing away from the TV.

Blu-ray:

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